Giving head to a man is much harder than going down on a woman. And yes, I’ve performed on both, so I am speaking from experience. This is why I have a hard time believing in going Dutch in heterosexual dating. Women already do more in the sexual arena.
And before you argue with me about this, first, grab an English cucumber, and if you really wanna challenge yourself, lie on your back, on a bed, with your head hanging off the edge. Then place the cucumber as deep as you can into your mouth—but wait—cover your teeth with your lips like a blanket to dull them. You don’t want to accidentally skin the cucumber as you vigorously place it in and out of your mouth. And when you think you’re about to choke…
No—don’t stop!
Hold it there, in the back of your throat for a few seconds…
Did you gag?
No?
Well, congratulations, you’re a pro! But if you couldn’t do it, then you’re not in a position to argue with me on this.
The point is, women give more sexually, and more often, with absolutely no guarantee of an orgasm. So no, I don’t believe in splitting the bill. Not after I’ve already been expected to bring beauty, charm, banter, birth control, flexibility, and a gag reflex to the table.
All true, no argument from me
Crazy exercise but yes!